Thursday, January 14, 2010

What Would Jesus Eat? and other questions




I spent some time in a used bookstore today.  Found a book about Questions, specifically questions to ask "before the ring". Yep. The Ring. not the one Frodo finds; those days are long gone. This would be in relation to what some would count as 'the proposal' I might have received over the phone this morning. Good thing I don't count it. 

(Funny. Said Person just sent me a text about True Friendship: 
1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in
4. When you are scared, we will high tail it out of here
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining
6. When you are confused, I will use little words
7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have
8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off - after I laugh my butt off

sigh. true love? leave a comment. )

Anyways, back to what matters. Right now, it's the weather, which I check like an old man who can't talk about anything else because he knows it's the one thing that might bring surprise. 

http://www.weather.com/weather/alerts/localalerts/USAZ0207?phenomena=TSL&significance=S&areaid=AZZ023&office=KPSR&etn=d7e99214c1fd9d04adc21d8be41352273cff6def

Pessimistic that that'll show up as a link in my post, but it's basically a doomsday alert for the desert: predicted rain for Monday is threatening the desert-ness of the region. I hope for once they're right. 



1 comment:

  1. i wrote the longest post. it was brilliant. it was also erased accidentally. but what i really have to know is what possessed you to post this godawful picture? i was pretending to say "Eeeeh?" like a really old person who has to use one of those giant ear horns like beethoven. it was a wild and crazy night in an tiny irish sea town. what can i say?

    also, i'll just use the phone to tell you everything else i wrote

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